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I'm McKenzie, a bit of a cynic who knits a little too much.

IF THE AVENGERS HAD PHONES, THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN:

From:Thor & Steve
To:Nick
------------------Group conversation-----------------
Thor:H
Nick:Agent Thor? Is everything alright?
Thor:E
Nick:?
Thor:L
Nick:Are you trying to say hello?
Thor:Y
Thor:E
Thor:S
Steve:Helloeveryone
Nick:Agent Rogers, please space your words
Steve:Ohsorryhowdoyoudothat?
Thor:I
Thor:H
Thor:A
Thor:T
Thor:E
Thor:T
Thor:E
Thor:C
Thor:H
Thor:N
Thor:O
Thor:L
Thor:O
Thor:G
Thor:Y
Steve:SodoI!
Nick:I hate it too!
Steve:Myapologiesir,wedon'tmeantoannoyyou
Nick:Agent Rogers, you can space your words with the little button at the bottom, Agent Odinson send more than one word please! I have minutes here, not unlimited
Steve:I FIGURED IT OUT!
Nick:Congratulation Agent
Steve:WHY IS IT ALL IN BIG LETTERS?
Nick:Aspirin!
Thor:Who
Thor:Is
Thor:Aspirin
Thor:?
Steve:THERE YOU GO THOR YOU'RE GETTING BETTER!
Thor:Thank
Thor:You
Thor::)
Nick has disconnect from the group conversation
Steve:WHERE DID HE GO?
Thor:Maybe
Thor:He
Thor:Went
Thor:To
Thor:Find
Thor:Aspirin
Steve:PROBABLY
— 14 hours ago with 3 notes
konotherelationshipcounselor:

silverenvy09:

i—am—sherlocked:

becausehiddles:

WHY DID THIS JUST RANDOMLY SHOW UP IN MY MAIL BOX IN A LIGHT PURPLE HALLMARK ENVELOPE THAT WAS STAMPED WITH THREE US STAMPS WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS AND THIS WAS ALL THAT WAS IN THE ENVELOPE
WHAT
WHAT
I’M CRYING
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW HEPL
WHO SENT THIS
WHO WAS IT
/SCREAM

WHAT
WHAT


It was probably Tom
He’s just sitting in his house right now, staring out the window in the general direction of your house and whispering “Loki’d”

konotherelationshipcounselor:

silverenvy09:

i—am—sherlocked:

becausehiddles:

WHY DID THIS JUST RANDOMLY SHOW UP IN MY MAIL BOX IN A LIGHT PURPLE HALLMARK ENVELOPE THAT WAS STAMPED WITH THREE US STAMPS WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS AND THIS WAS ALL THAT WAS IN THE ENVELOPE

WHAT

WHAT

I’M CRYING

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW HEPL

WHO SENT THIS

WHO WAS IT

/SCREAM

WHAT

WHAT

It was probably Tom

He’s just sitting in his house right now, staring out the window in the general direction of your house and whispering “Loki’d

(via screamingdustspecks)

— 1 day ago with 1786 notes

My life right now

Me:Oh cool, there's less than two weeks of school left for my entire high school career. Does this mean classes get easier and I can enjoy my last few classes and laugh with my friends and say goodbye to peers and teachers?
Other High Schools:Yeah I guess, our entire education system is a joke anyway so
SOTA:LOLOLOL NOPE LETS SEE JUST HOW HARD WE CAN MAKE THIS
SOTA:GO AHEAD, MENTAL BREAKDOWNS MAKE YOU BETTER AT COMMUNITY, EMPATHY, THINKING, AND BALANCE
— 2 days ago with 14 notes
#except I'm not a senior 

Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

(Source: ruoloc, via unadivinatragedia)

— 2 days ago with 12328 notes